Tuesday, November 15, 2011

the life of a one eyed monster

adam and i failed at updating our blogs. so we are being winners and updating them! (and also because chloe told me to)

I don't even remember the last time I wrote on this thingy. Eh it is okay, I think I can make it work.

MIKE WAZOWSKI runs my life. I love him. Especially when I work with Sully, we have a blast and usually end up doing something stupid. For instance, they have decided that since the guests have to wait in a line (you are at Disney YOU ARE GOING TO BE WAITING IN LINES THE WHOLE TIME PEOPLE) anyways, they  decided that the guests need to be entertained and have beach balls to play with. this is my perspective of this situation. If you are in line to see Mike & Sully, that means you have just gotten off a ride. Our line is NEVER more than 10 minutes long, and you can watch us visit each guest and act all silly and i mean hey i think that is entertaining enough. BUT NOOOO. so this is what happens::::: every single kid wants to throw the balls at Mike and Sully so we can kick it back to them, but that interrupts our "meet & greet" with the family we are seeing at that very moment. Which makes parents angry because we are not giving their kids our 100% attention.  Also,kids think Mikes eye is a target. Mike can't see the ground either, so he trips on the balls. So don't have the balls, the guests can wait. I understand if you have a toddler who can't stand still but 98.7% of the time they are scared of us anyways and are going to scream the moment they get up there to meet us. 

THE END of the beach balls.

lets see what else. June is another one of my favorites. She is from the Little Einsteins. I have never watched the show, but June is adorable. She is a four year old ballerina, very girly and thinks she is a princess. My favorite thing about being great friends with June is that fact that I get to act like a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is awesome because the rest of my life at Disney I am a boy and I have to flirt with girls, kiss girls, hold hands with girls, hug girls...etc. But for June I get to (this sounds creepy) "flirt" with little boys. OKAY PEOPLE don't think i'm a freak, i know four year olds don't flirt geez. I am just really "mean" (okay i'm not mean, it is hard to explain, but i do it right because my attendants/the parents think its funny) to little boys and  them blow them kisses and run away. YOU SHOULD SEE THEIR FACES. they get so red. it's awesome.


hm what else. elephants live upstairs. no i'm serious. they are so loud, they are actually walking around right now with bricks on their feet.

I took a group of my friends to Bojangles. They loved it.
Ever since my roommate left, they have told me I am getting one! They even made a sign that says, "this bed is for you" UH NO WAY!??!!?!?! there are only two beds in the room. one is mine. the other one is naked.
But yesssss no roommate yet. yay!

I am still crazy about cleaning. I cleaned the dishes every night this week because I couldn't stand it. I really need to not be crazy about things being clean. I'm getting on my own nerves. But I mean seriously people, clean up after yourself. i have to wash other peoples dishes to get to the sink to wash my own dishes...thats how bad it gets. haha


my life was completed this past uh friday. I was supposed to be great friends with a dwarf. and SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE geez. I know I know laugh all you want, adam already cracks up about the fact that I can be a dwarf. I'm really not the shortest here. there are serious dwarfs. but anyways, i was supposed to do that. but ended up BEING ONE OF SANTAS ELFS!!!!!!! 

okay picture this.
ME aka cara.
doing whatever kind of dances moves i want, to danceable music, with a ton of children, getting to act like a child, and being in charge. 

AND i got to get up on stage and lead the chacha slide and all those types of things.
talk about a dream come true.
the DJ even said he was going to request to have me work there as much as possible because he said he had never seen an individual with so much energy and smiling. 
my manager/captain pulled me aside and said i was wearing the kids out and asked if i was okay. i was like COME ON PEOPLE IM AN ELF, i'm pumped up on candy. DUHHHH


it was awesome.
good news, when my mom and siblings/dance people, friends all them people come, I GOT OFF!!! the 23-26. so excited. 

54 days until I am back at Meredith/see my very best friend Ashley Jordan who I miss so much.
47 more days until I get to see my sweet sweet sweet boyfriend
8 more days until I see my fam&friends!

It has gone by so fast this last month.
I have been having a blast with Linds. She is from NY. She talks funny but I love it.
The boys next door tend to bang on my wall every time they walk by and it scares the living poo out of me.
They also tend to put the extra mattress in my shower. 
Scares me.

I think I am going to go find some cats today, they are apparently at Mickeys Retreat. 

I miss my little kitty Elbee, a lot.

a week of stories:

1. i went to the beach with linds, tiff, and two zachks. (ha I joined their names together) we had been feeding the seagulls goldfish.(HA notice both of those words have TWO words in their names...) i finally decided to lay back on my towel and enjoy myself. and plop. a seagull pooped ON MY MOUTH. not on my face, ON MY MOUTH. it was so warm, so white, so fresh. some even got on my shoulder. i dumped a bottle of water all over my face while linds couldn't breathe she was laughing so hard. so nasty.

2. we go play ultimate frisbee a southeastern flordia? i think thats the name of it. anyways, linds and i were sitting down on the wall thing and all the sudden we both realized our feet were itching/burning. we got eaten up by fire ants. no joke. they were almost in our pants.

3. i blocked a frisbee with my throat and got the wind knocked out of me.

4. i credit carded linds at the same time she tooted. my hand almost fell off from grossness. 

5. Mike tooted so loud one time that a guest heard it.



i gotta go eat some grub.
til then,
i can't wait to see everyone!
and no worries, i am finally having a blast here!


love,
c










i forgot about one of the most important things!
adam and i had our four year anniversary!
i shipped him a glass bottle of cheerwine and he got me flowers
even thought we both said we were not giving each other something.
we are too cute
i love him